Bloody jobs !!

 It's a question that has plagued humanity for centuries: who discovered jobs? And more importantly, why?

I, for one, am fed up with these bloody jobs. Every day, I have to get up early, sit in traffic, and then spend 8+ hours staring at a computer screen, pretending to be productive. And for what? A measly paycheck that barely covers my rent and student loans? No thanks.

But let's go back to the original question: who is responsible for this nightmare that we call "work"? According to historians, the concept of jobs can be traced back to ancient civilizations, where people were paid for their labor in goods or services. But really, who was the first person to say "hey, let's do this thing called work, and then we'll exchange it for money"?

I'm not sure, but I have a theory. It was probably some ancient smug rich person who was tired of doing their own manual labor. They probably said something like "hey, I'll pay you to do this job for me. And if you don't do it well, I'll just find someone else." And thus, the concept of jobs was born.

But seriously, can we just get rid of jobs already? I'm tired of this rat race. Can't we just live in a utopian society where we don't have to work, and can just do what we love all the time? I know it's a pipe dream, but a girl can dream, right?

In conclusion, I have no idea who discovered jobs, but I'm pretty sure they were a jerk. Let's all just quit our jobs and start a revolution. Or at least take a long nap. Either one works for me."